A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Obama

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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guest what i love pancakes

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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