What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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2 Penises

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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