Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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