The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Snooki

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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mental kid

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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dry handjob

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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