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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

I'm 4 and what is this?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

My wife made me a sandwich

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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