Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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tommy is retared

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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