What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

My Nan, that is all.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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