What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Nick Cannon

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Hey, Max!!

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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I grunt when I poop.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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