If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Oh s***

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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