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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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