- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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