- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Chuck Norris Dies.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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