So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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sky's sty

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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We are lawyers

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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