How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

robin, get in the car.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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