- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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