Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

A child walks into a classroom.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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