What is white and black and red all over.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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