Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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