Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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