What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Once upon a time

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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