- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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