- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Women's rights.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Your mother is average.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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