- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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