- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Daym im romantic

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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