Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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