- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

The Joke Below

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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