- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Major League Soccer

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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