how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

White men's rights

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Justin Bieber

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Anti Joke

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