What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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woman..parallel parking

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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