haha Otarts was here

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why do I hate food? I don't.

destiny

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

A man walks into a vagina

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

This statement is false.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

A Pakistani news reader.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Phew... it's gone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Face...the other white meat!

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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