- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

your moms my other ride

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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