- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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