Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Xbox One

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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