Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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The Moon Landing.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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