Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Anti Joke

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