What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Muslim athletes.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Anti Joke

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