- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Im batman...suck it losers

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Muslim athletes.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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