- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer do? plant

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Guess what? The Game.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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