What did david give back? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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