- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Women's rights

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Where's my tractor?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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