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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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women sports....

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

My friend harris is fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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