Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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