Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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