Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Safe sex MR

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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