why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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dry handjob

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Im black

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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