John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

the holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

an ethopian thanksgiving

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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