- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

the holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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