There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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