J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Women's rights.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Woman rights.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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