How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Moo! I'm a goat!

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Bacon is delcious.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

How old is your mom Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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