What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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whats my name? Matt

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Error 37.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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It's all Taggart

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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