- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Continents are large islands.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

I'm winning at Scrabble.

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