What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

you first

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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