But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Chinese men having large penis.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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