- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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