I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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to get to the other side.

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there was once a jew

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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5 people are walking

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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