Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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