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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.