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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

I regret everything.....

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Error 37.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Wanker

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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