- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

He--Hey guys

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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