- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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