Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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