- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Boner

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

White men's rights

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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