How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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