I was once a hamster.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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