what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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