Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

justin littleton being sucessful

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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