- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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