- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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