- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Women's rights.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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